If you like what i write, if it makes you laugh, or makes you think, or look at things a bit differently, gimme a vote, please.
I know these awards mean two thirds of four fifths of bugger all. But this is quite important for me, disproportionately so. Gimme a hand here. Please.
I’ll be your BFF, and never criticise anything you ever write ever again. Oh OK I might give you a hard time