Guess what I’m doing this weekend? You won’t be able to, so I’ll tell you.
I am helping to spring clean a 1950s style New Orleans kitchen. A kitchen that’s owned by a voodoo witch. It’s lovingly and exquisitely detailed, right down to authentic period appliances and a dead rooster. Not a real rooster, but it’s horrifyingly lifelike.
Please note that tomorrow is maid’s day off, but so is Monday. It’s a Bank Holiday over here, so I get Monday off as well.
I wish you a pleasant weekend. If any of you get stabbing pains in the chest, it’s just me messing about in the voodoo kitchen.