This is a surprisingly good letter for providing many and varied dietary delights, and for the copious nature of the drinks menu.
Macaroni. (Note. I will not accept any pleas for mac’n’cheese to be included.)
Manzanillo olives. These are the mutt’s nuts of the olive world.
Marrons glace. Self indulgent and hugely calorific preserved chestnuts in syrup.
Marshmallows. You can have all of those you want. Can’t stand them myself. Though Tunnock’s Teacakes, from my childhood, they weren’t bad. Biscuit and marshmallow covered in chocolate.
Maryland Cookies. There seems to be a bewildering array of these.
Maynard’s extensive range of gelatine and sugar based caries inducers. Wine Gums, Sours, and Midget Gems for example.
Mead. Oh, be very careful here. Very careful. This stuff can kill and maim.
Melts. I draw the line at these. I do like offal, yes. I’m not eating testicles. All the more for you of course.
Merrydowm cider. Pretty damned good.
Marston’s bitter. Probably the most consistently good cask ale in the UK, and hence the world.
Milksops. Bread soaked in warm milk, given to infants and the unwell. Where I came from these were known as ‘pobbies.’
Milky Bars, as immortalised by John Denver.
Miso soup. Not everybody’s cup of tea.
Monster Energy drinks
Mu shu pork
For treats, you are allowed as many M&Ms as you can eat. They score nil points during M week. You are also allowed unlimited Muscadet, Madeira, and Marsala to drink. Form the point of view of the diet, at least.