This is a surprisingly good letter for providing many and varied dietary delights, and for the copious nature of the drinks menu.
Macaroni. (Note. I will not accept any pleas for mac’n’cheese to be included.)
Macaroons
MacDonald’s anything
Manzanilla sherry
Manzanillo olives. These are the mutt’s nuts of the olive world.
Maple syrup
Marguerita
Marmalade
Marrons glace. Self indulgent and hugely calorific preserved chestnuts in syrup.
Mars Bars
Marshmallows. You can have all of those you want. Can’t stand them myself. Though Tunnock’s Teacakes, from my childhood, they weren’t bad. Biscuit and marshmallow covered in chocolate.
Martinis
Maryland Cookies. There seems to be a bewildering array of these.
Matzo balls
Maynard’s extensive range of gelatine and sugar based caries inducers. Wine Gums, Sours, and Midget Gems for example.
Mayonnaise
Mead. Oh, be very careful here. Very careful. This stuff can kill and maim.
Meatballs
Melts. I draw the line at these. I do like offal, yes. I’m not eating testicles. All the more for you of course.
Meringue
Merrydowm cider. Pretty damned good.
Marston’s bitter. Probably the most consistently good cask ale in the UK, and hence the world.
Metaxa
Mezcal/mescal
Milk stout
Milksops. Bread soaked in warm milk, given to infants and the unwell. Where I came from these were known as ‘pobbies.’
Milky Bars, as immortalised by John Denver.
Mint Imperials
Miso soup. Not everybody’s cup of tea.
Mojito
Monster Energy drinks
Moselle
Moussaka
Mozzarella
Mu shu pork
Muffins
Mulligatawny
Mushy peas
For treats, you are allowed as many M&Ms as you can eat. They score nil points during M week. You are also allowed unlimited Muscadet, Madeira, and Marsala to drink. Form the point of view of the diet, at least.
Unlimited m&ms? Count me in
Lee Roy’s favourite rapper, M&M, if you remember from the Christmas Rapping song last year.
Ahhh
So glad you didn’t add marmite
I very nearly did, because I love the stuff, but there were lots more things that were bad for you.
Like marmite. That’s bad for you. Meatloaf. Milky Way. Margarine. Mints. Magpies. Okay, so not magpies.
Marzipan cakes.
Maltesers. M week really would be a good one to start your diet, wouldn’t it?
I agree 😉