How to kill ants
These pesky little blighters are starting to make their annual appearance. If you find what look like small sandy volcanoes …
Monthly Archives: May 2014
How to embarrass your children
In a recent report, researchers at Liverpool University voiced some concern about the misbehaviour of people over the age of 65 in …
How to save something of value
You know how much I like the place where my writers’ circle meets, the magickal Talliston. If you don’t know, …
How to be the bolshiest person in the world
Forget it. I was way ahead of you. Nice try. Now go away and lick your wounds.
How to learn to speak redneck
I think I have made clear my profound liking for television programmes such as Lizard Lick Towing and Rocket City Rednecks. One reason is …
How to embroider
If you’re a Goth thrashmetal fan, you may not necessarily be a very excited by embroidery. But my mad friend Abby …
How to be irritated. Part X of many
In the UK on Thursday there were elections for local councils, and to elect MEPs. The whole campaign trail for both …
How to think, ‘Hmmm, tricky one, that.’
This really amused me today. It did make me chuckle. I’m indebted to a tiny throwaway article in the i newspaper for this little …
How to have a ‘How did that happen?’ moment
This is odd but true. I happened to be in my local watering hole yesterday. I took a sip of …
How not to be a curmudgeon
Disaster has struck me! I found to my horror the other day that I am not a curmudgeon. Years of …
