A couple of weeks ago, a friend of mine on Facebook and I had a bit of a spat. I think I may have told you about this. No reason to explore the whys and wherefores. We reached an agreement. Cool.

So you, the lamebrain that set up a Facebook page to try to get me to apologise? Forget it. Didn’t happen then, won’t happen now, so just forget it. And do not be so abusive. I’m a reasonable man, and I live in the UK. Abuse somebody in the US like that, they’re coming after you with a Desert Eagle and a hunting knife.