How to get cross
I realise I’m a seventh Dan grandmaster at this, but events on Friday morning nearly had me committing homicide, followed …
Monthly Archives: February 2015
How to be a member of the Monster Raving Loony Party
My foreign fans may be unaware that this is a genuine political party in the UK. It’s a shadow of …
How to be a sponger
This is now not anywhere as easy as it once was, due to a recent ruling in the Court of …
How to be an oaf and a buffoon
Become Jeremy Clarkson. If you live in the US you may not be aware of this guy, but if you …
How to name and shame
Let’s hear it for Dr Vesna Roi! Come on down Vesna! This woman is a paediatrician in Roseville, Michigan, but …
How to deal with a difficult customer
There was quite a lot of activity on Facebook over the weekend decrying the concept that ‘The customer is always …
How to have a linguistic bete noir
You may have noticed I love playing with the English language, making puns, juggling with homophones. I tend to be …
How to be a nice guy
To balance my advice on how not to be a nice guy, something slightly more cheery. A wonderful bit of …
How to get hold of the wrong end of the stick
The letter columns of the more loony tabloid press have been awash this week with swivel eyed rantings about the …
How not to be a nice guy
This is an old post that dates back to when nobody was reading me. I thought it deserved another outing. …
