First we had Stallone advertising sliced bead. Harvey Keitel doing a product bash. Can’t remember what for, though I do remember the car he drives.Then Arnie popped up with those bloody annoying animatronic meerkats advertising something or other. I found the ad so irritating I had to switch channels.

The point is that I find it hard to believe they need the money. I’m pretty sure Nicole Kidman doesn’t either, but she’s surrendered to the charms of Mammon. She’s playing with the sodding meerkats now.

How the mighty have fallen.