Too good to miss, even if it it supposed to be maid’s day off. I’ll say nothing, except that I do hope he pronounces his surname as ‘Willie.’

*****

CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. (AP) – Police say a man who was caught urinating in a Clarksville Walmart, while trying to stuff a package of trout in his trousers, told an officer he wasn’t concerned about being charged because the offenses were only misdemeanors.

David Wylie (Courtesy: Montgomery County Sheriff's Office)
David Wylie (Courtesy: Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office)

David Wylie, 56, was charged Wednesday with shoplifting, vandalism, indecent exposure and public intoxication.

Police records indicate a Walmart clerk told an officer Wylie was seen urinating on the sales floor near the alcohol while trying to put the package of trout in his pants, and he tried to leave the store without paying.

A police report shows that Wylie said he’d been drinking alcohol and told the officer he didn’t care about being cited for misdemeanors. =

It was not immediately clear if Wylie had a lawyer.

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