Because I’m a halfwit, I scheduled this a week later than I intended. Lackaday.
So much choice, so few words and so little time.
Places beginning with G
The one in Dorset (pronounced with a hard initial G) is OK, or so I’m led to believe. The one in Kent (pronounced with a soft initial G) is twinned with Mordor
No comment needed
What you say when you arrive there for the first time. And every subsequent time
An early one would be a blessed relief from this hovel of a place. It’s on the Thames estuary, about opposite Tilbury (qv). Like so many awful places, it has a whopping big powerstation. Unlike Ferrybridge though, it also has miles and miles of mudflats of no charm whatsoever
Twinned with Gillingham, but even Sauron won’t live there
The name says it all
I have no idea why this place exists, or why people live there