How to screw the peasants
You have to hand it to the Toffs. Their enthusiasm for screwing the proles appears boundless, as does the inventiveness …
Monthly Archives: August 2016
How to look foolish. A personal perspective
For complex reasons involving the fact that I forgot it was a Bank Holiday weekend, here’s a post from way …
How to go navelgazing
I’m not against philosophers and deep thinkers in general. Yes, at university I had a few run-ins with goatee-bearded, angst-ridden …
How not to have your priorities right. Part 3
There was a lot of activity in the more right wing rags this week about what they dubbed, with a …
How to pass the restaurant IQ test
I was talking to a mate the other day about the way that some people seem to have a brainectomy …
How to wonder which is the lesser of two evils
OK, one of my relatively rare political posts, but it’s irresistible, since it’s about two politicians I despise even more …
How to have some fixed ideas
Do you have any opinions on the concept of food/recipe boxes? It will not surprise you that I do. I’ve …
How to not be killed by an otter
I feel I have somewhat neglected my urban warrior collective in my guidance notes for survival in the 21st century. …
How to be a pretentious jerk
Two names for you to consider. Ernest Vincent Wright. George Perec. Ever heard of them? I have to confess I …
How to not get tripped up
I met up with an old friend on Friday for the first time in far too long. She’s a writer, and …
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