Like yesterday’s post, this goes back a bit but nobodywillbereadingme anyway.
All you need to do is focus on some of the philosophical conundrums we face every day. There’a a strong tradition of having a row over the Christmas period, so you can get it out of the way and enjoy yourselves.
For this game, split into two teams. Women vs men. Ready?
Compare and contrast, on logical and moral grounds alone, A and B below.
A. ‘You selfish git. You left the seat up again! How many times do I have to tell you? Hellfire, it’s not like it takes a lot of effort to put it down. Am I asking too much here?’
B. ‘You selfish cow. You left the seat down again! How many times do I have to tell you? Hellfire, it’s not like it takes a lot of effort to put it up. Am I asking too much here?’
Scoring is arbitrary, but marks can be deducted for any response not directly related to the subject. Hence ‘And anyway you snore!’ will lose marks.