How to have some more fun with animal stories
Aiming to keep a light burning in the gloom, I bring you some more insight into the lives of animals, …
Monthly Archives: March 2017
How to be birdbrained
More fun and japes with the animal kingdom. We all need a laugh right now. I read yesterday that some …
Cats. A User’s Guide. Part 7
Today is the day Article 50 gets invoked, and the UK steps back in time to 1973. This is a …
How to be completely out of your mind
I’ve had a good couple of days with astrologers. You may be aware of my disdain for them, and if …
How to waste money
You have to feel for PC Martin Rothwell. He’s a copper whose beat is in Chesterfield in Derbyshire. He was …
How to stop a runaway subway train
I suspect I was on medication when I wrote this 3 years ago. ***** First choice of course is to …
How to be paranoid
There’s a fair amount of paranoia drifting about right now, but for real blood-chilling paranoia you can’t beat the Cold …
How to think, ‘Don’t pick at it! You’ll make it worse!’
The adage about ‘If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’ applies in spades to music. Most covers are an absolute …
How to appreciate an author
I was reading an interview with Alexander Armstrong the other day, and he was extolling the work of PG Wodehouse. …
How to think the world might not need this. Part X
You’re all aware of the deep sense of despair I feel when confronted with some totally pointless gadget or device. …
