How to close your doors forever
There’s a brewery in Tadcaster, Samuel Smith’s. It claims to be the oldest brewery in the UK, but I reckon …
Monthly Archives: June 2017
How to make the party go with a swing. Or not. Part 2
Having let Kev have his fifteen minutes of fame, here are my Top 10 wedding reception stinkers. As with him, …
How to make the party go with a swing. Or not. Part 1
My mate Kev going off on one again. You’ll get my contribution later. June in the UK and we’ve had …
How to think something sucks even though you understand it
I have an acquaintance from one of my watering holes. I may have told you about him. He’s the guy …
How to order a curry
I was punting about in the archives looking for something, and stumbled across this from four years ago. A lesson …
How to be a jerk
I’ll keep this short. It’s Sunday, and I know your time is precious. Last Wednesday I received confirmation of something …
How you can’t make this stuff up. Part 2
I’ll start with Gwyneth Paltrow again. I know, I know, but she and Goop.com truly keep on giving. The mad, …
How the idiots keep on coming
I swear idiots are more resilient than zombies, and while it’s perfectly acceptable to kill zombies, such action is frowned …
How to worry needlessly
Here’s a clever idea. Dan Kurtz, some pointyhead in, I assume, California, has developed an app called Binky. You download …
How to think, ‘How does that work, then?’ Yet again. Part 2
You may recollect that about a month ago I wrote about the Sustainable Solutions guys (and others) turning up to …
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