How to deal with Marmite
I was chatting to a couple of friends on Tuesday, and they told me a rather odd tale. On Monday, …
Monthly Archives: August 2017
How to chance your arm
I’ve always had a sneaky admiration for chancers. Obviously not the one who tried to stiff me for in excess …
How to go, ‘And in other news…’ again
It was a Bank Holiday, so of course we had the ‘Rail chaos’ and ‘Airport shambles’ stories. They’re as inevitable …
How to rip people off
This dates back to the Bank Holiday three years ago, but I’m giving it a whirl again. ***** I shouldn’t …
How to beat the Instagrammers at their own game
Sunday so I’ll keep it short. I’ve made clear my feelings about the whole notion of photographing your food before …
How beauty is in the eye of the beholder
As Yoda might possibly have said, ‘The nerd is strong in this one.’ I am a nerd. You know this …
How to go, ‘And in other news…’
We have had some relief this week from the mindless tweeting by TFF, and from the almost constant ‘new evidence’ …
How to agree with the Telegraph
Put a note in your diaries, because this is as rare as the eclipse this week. They were banging on …
How to design something I’d never dream of buying. Part 3
This is a follow on from the Museum of failure and earlier posts about the world really not needing something. …
How to harrumph. Part 2
Part 1 goes all the way back to 2015, but was about singular harrumphing. This bit of harrumphing is much …
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