How to have a pretty impenetrable conversation
Sunday shortie. I have an acquaintance, Sean. He’s not entirely the full shilling, but he’s been around here forever. Just …
Monthly Archives: June 2019
How to be a complete idiot. Part 2
Bit of a quickie here. Here’s the scenario. There’s a new play being based on Enid Blyton’s Mallory Towers stories. …
How to be a complete idiot
Two classic examples of fuckwittery this week, though I am a bit dubious about the source, since it’s the Daily …
How to wonder at modern manners
Or rather, at lack of them. Something came to my notice this week that made me go, ‘Oh no you …
How to have some more fun and games with animals
My regulars will be aware of my penchant for slightly offbeat stories about animals. Not Grumpy Cat memes. I’m happy …
How to make a significant contribution to inflation
I got my first ATM card back in 1974, when ATMs were a bit of a novelty, despite having been …
How to have yet another ‘No shit, Sherlock’ moment
Well I never. Women’s possessions take up twice as much room as men’s in the joint home. No bloke will …
How we need to talk about Mark Field
Sunday slightly longer than usual. The Bullingdon Bullyboy got into some hot water on Friday when the rozzers got called …
How we need to talk about sausages
I’ll get onto Mark Field on Sunday, and it will not be pretty. I am going to take that fucker …
How to televise a complete fiasco
I was hoping to avoid this topic, but the televisual carcrash on Tuesday night got the better of me. If …
