How to miss out on the action. Part Two
Sunday shortie, and no sex, just one of those odd stories the press (including The Times, the Daily Mail, and …
Monthly Archives: December 2019
How to miss out on the action. Part One
As you’ll know if you paid attention, I went away for a few days over Christmas. I found myself one …
How to crack the ratings tables
I’ll keep this shortish, because it’s of no interest whatsoever to my fans outside the UK. On Christmas Day, the …
How to be unseasonal and talk about minders
I’m a bit disapproving of strippergrams. I don’t think it’s funny at all. If my friends organised one for me, …
How to be completely and frankly implausible
I’ll keep this short, since Christmas Day is an honorary Sunday, and nobodywillbereadingme. This is a bit of ‘research’ of …
How to spend Christmas
I deeply dislike Christmas. All the forced jollity, the ersatz bonhomie, the sodding crap Christmas single released for one purpose …
How to be really obsessional
Something to take your mind off the dreaded C word. This will be of no interest at all to people …
How to be completely embarrassingly ineffectual
I despair quite a lot, as you know. But this latest survey, and you know how I love a survey, …
How to narrowly avoid getting into a fight
You know what they say. Never mix alcohol and politics in the pub. But my commonsense deserted me yesterday, Friday. …
How to buy really crap presents for men
It’s that time of year when people (not me, though) are desperately thinking what to buy for the male significant …
