How to feel a loss of direction
As you know, my life has been a bit torrid since I walked into A&E in Addenbrookes in April, unable …
Monthly Archives: July 2020
How this might be a bit more interesting than it should be
Hmm. With the degree of distress I am in, and trust me, I ain’t a wimp, my radiology team and …
How to hold hard here you sanctimonious old bag
I got cross today. I realise this is nothing new for you, but I read a letter in the i …
How you may not have been able to keep up with events over the weekend
There was a reason I was pretty well hors de combat. Over the weekend, I was a very poorly bunny. …
How to make a really GREAT rock music video
The track is fabulous, despite the Stones ripoff. But hell this works. It works so hard.
How to stop being such a bloody milksop bleeding heart
Sunday shortie. ‘Oh I hate wearing a facemask! I can’t BREATHE!’ Yes you can and the being ordered by big …
How I just need noise, you know, a bit, takes my mind off things
One of the finest rap tracks EVER
How people can’t always tell if I’m being serious
It’s an issue, this. Because I tend to come at things sideways (eat your heart out, Edward de Bono), it …
How to get laid these days
You may think this is not something I should be fretting about, not at my advanced years. Yeah, maybe you’re …
How to drive a van
Originally posted on nobodysreadingme:
Some time ago, on Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson attempted to get round the infamous Nurburgring race…
