How to be surprised in Cambridge
There are things about Cambridge that will make you go, ‘Bugger me. Didn’t expect that!’ Some things won’t take you …
Monthly Archives: October 2020
How to arm wrestle
I am a very unlikely candidate here. I look like a weedy bastard. Do not be deceived. I was a …
How to have a spot of bother
Sorry, been a bit off form for a couple of days. Apologies for absence, but I do have an ‘excused …
How to love motor racing
How to make a pass at a woman
I am probably the worst bloke in the world to consult here. Despite my fairly advanced years, I have never, …
How to think about something else
Back when Uriah Heep had so much charisma it made your teeth hurt. Seriously. They were minor league but very …
How I thought this deserved another outing, because I think it’s funny
How they don’t make them like that any more
I’m not saying it’s a bad thing. I was punting around the television channels over the weekend. And something occurred …
How you can’t always be sure there is an upside
Sunday shortie. I am on massive doses of vitamins. Huge doses. They are also trying magnesium supplements, but they can …
How to buy a razor
I went to buy an electric razor on errrm Friday? Yes, Friday. I deplore the things in general, always been …
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