How to feel a bit gloomy
I’ll keep this short. People in the UK, it’s a Bank Holiday. I don’t want to piss on your parade. …
Monthly Archives: May 2021
How to build a Thunderbird
Sunday shortie. I think. Maybe not. Let’s see, shall we? I’ve mentioned before Ford’s catastrophic, nay epic, marketing cockup with …
How it really is not a priority
Sunday shortie. Maybe. Depends if I go off on one. You know what I’m like. I am SERIOUSLY racked off …
How to talk bollocks. A reprise
Sorry, late on parade. Very late. I struggled to wake up. Suddenly it was gone 2:00. Yikes! Still, it’s a …
How to wonder what they mean
How to wonder what they mean? I really DO NOT get these advertisements. ‘It may cost over 4000 pounds!*’ That …
How to go off the reservation a bit
Cars again, I’m afraid. Well, lawnmowers. Sort of cars, yes? They have an engine and you steer them? They’re a …
How I’m gonna to get medieval on yo ass
Two guys in the room above me, making a racket, yelling into mobiles. Me? I tackled the stairs. No mean …
How to create really VERY expensive cultured meat
You’ll remember the man I met who has just joined a startup company that is hoping to figure out how …
How to be cheered up
Been awake most of the night (boooooo!) but no puking (yaaaaaayyyyy!) This made me smile though. It’s 7:15 in the …
How to go, ‘Yay me!’
Today, Tuesday, I got through the door of my control centre in Cambridge, without falling over, and without puking, for …
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