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Monthly Archives: May 2021

How to feel a bit gloomy

May 31, 2021

I’ll keep this short. People in the UK, it’s a Bank Holiday. I don’t want to piss on your parade. …

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How to build a Thunderbird

May 30, 2021

Sunday shortie. I think. Maybe not. Let’s see, shall we? I’ve mentioned before Ford’s catastrophic, nay epic, marketing cockup with …

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How it really is not a priority

May 30, 2021

Sunday shortie. Maybe. Depends if I go off on one. You know what I’m like. I am SERIOUSLY racked off …

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How to talk bollocks. A reprise

May 29, 2021

Sorry, late on parade. Very late. I struggled to wake up. Suddenly it was gone 2:00. Yikes! Still, it’s a …

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How to wonder what they mean

May 28, 2021

How to wonder what they mean? I really DO NOT get these advertisements. ‘It may cost over 4000 pounds!*’ That …

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How to go off the reservation a bit

May 27, 2021

Cars again, I’m afraid. Well, lawnmowers. Sort of cars, yes? They have an engine and you steer them? They’re a …

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How I’m gonna to get medieval on yo ass

May 27, 2021

Two guys in the room above me, making a racket, yelling into mobiles. Me? I tackled the stairs. No mean …

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How to create really VERY expensive cultured meat

May 26, 2021

You’ll remember the man I met who has just joined a startup company that is hoping to figure out how …

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How to be cheered up

May 26, 2021

Been awake most of the night (boooooo!) but no puking (yaaaaaayyyyy!) This made me smile though. It’s 7:15 in the …

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How to go, ‘Yay me!’

May 25, 2021

Today, Tuesday, I got through the door of my control centre in Cambridge, without falling over, and without puking, for …

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