How to feel like cack
I know I tend to go on about this, but I’m still feeling like rubbish. I’ve not left the hotel …
Monthly Archives: June 2021
How I don’t feel up to much
I’m writing this on Monday evening and I’ve felt like cack all day. I don’t sleep too much, but when …
How to really annoy a chicken
I happen to very much like chickens. They’re very endearingly stupid, and just wander about being, well, chickens. They’re just …
How to go, ‘Oh for goodness sake.’
Sunday shortie. Well, maybe shortie, since I do tend to ramble don’t I? Anyway, lots of harrumphing in the press …
How to have a policy that’s just wrong
My entire family were avid readers. The house was full of books. The deal was that if the book was …
How to be a sleeper
I was online chatting to somebody the other day. We were good friends at school, but you know how it …
How to sponsor a polar bear
How to sponsor a polar bear? Don’t bother. I’m a big fan of polar bears. I’ve blogged about them frequently. …
How it’s not all bad news losing your sense of smell
As you know, if you’ve been paying attention, my sense of smell has been wiped out by the cancer and …
How this shouldn’t work
Sorry, cars again. I’m mentally dysfunctional about them, I know. It’s been a lifelong habit, since I knew my father’s …
How to be utterly futile
How to be utterly futile? Oh, it’s easy. You become a snowflake, though you have to be smart enough to …
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