How to be so cool it hurts
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I used to have one of these mad bastards as a company car. Seriously. I had…
Monthly Archives: October 2021
How to be irritated and frustrated
Sleepless in Seattle, as they say, Friday morning, 5:00 AM, I found myself watching a programme where ‘experts’ (Danger Will …
How to become a serial killer
Lawks, this is an odd one, even for me. Couple of years ago, I had a conversation with one of …
How to sleepwalk
This is the post that WP Scheduler didn’t schedule for Wednesday. I used to have a partner who was an …
How to be posh
How to be posh? A friend accused me on Monday of being posh , and took me by surprise more …
How to be a bit gloomy
Sundays can be a bit of a wasteland when you’re many miles from your geographical friends. If your (my) internet …
How to be serious for once
Not my usual lighthearted stuff today. Serious but uplifting in a way. Daniel Craig. Nicole Kidman. Both donated ten grand …
How to have a sneezing fit. Or two. Or three.
I’ve always felt sympathetic towards people who suffer from hayfever or other allergic reactions to whatever tickles their sinuses. I …
How to discipline a cat
Well good luck if you try it. Cats are the bolshiest creatures known to man. I got inadvertently shoulder charged …
How to move into another dimension
I have a friend, no names no packdrill. She’s an inveterate very minor shoplifter. I emphasise minor. She’s not plundering …
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