How not to be killed by a wild buffalo
A totally new post in this long running series of guidance notes for my urban warrior collective. One way to …
Category Archives: Animals
‘How not to get laid’:TipsyLit Prompted – Age is Meaningless
Here is the original prompt for this little saga. http://tipsylit.com/2014/01/20/prompted-age-is-meaningless/ ***** ‘You frigid cow!’ In retrospect I can see that …
How not to get foot rot
This is a little outake from my memoir. It made me laugh when I was recollecting this. Because I was …
How to know when you’re not at home
I got into a minor squabble the other day with Rarasaur and a couple of others over on http://rarasaur.wordpress.com/ about …
How not to be killed by a polar bear-Part II
Back to normality after yesterday’s rather earnest effort. This one is for Susan Mac Nicol, who genuinely has polar bears …
How to see in the dark
This is a bit of a cheat. I try to blog a day in advance, but of course yesterday was …
How not to get killed by a hippopotamus
Statistically, if you’re on the African subcontinent, you’re more likely to die in an attack by a hippo than by …
How not to be killed by a zebra
A zebra may not be in the same life-threatening league as a zombie, or an alien, or a polar bear, …
How to train a goldfish
Julesgemstones is going to love this one. She’s a sucker for my scientific factoids. There’s that really good joke about …
