How you can’t have expected me no to touch this one
Much wailing and rending of cloth and gnashing of teeth in the UK at the moment about the death by …
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How to carry out a controlled experiment
Well, yes and no. I only had a negative control, since it was not a side by side comparison. But …
How to think you got outstanding value for money
There again, you may not, particularly if the purchase marks you out as a slacker who can’t be arsed to …
How to go, ‘Nope. Don’t want to live there.’ Addendum
Sunday shortie. You may recollect my series ‘Nope. Don’t want to live there’ from a few years back. It was …
How to live in exciting times
Unless you happened to be a cabinet minister in the UK, until you managed piss off Dominic Cummings the de …
How I’ve not been about for a bit. I was nutted by reality as we said in the 70s
Well well well. A week ago today, Philip Schofield, television presenter to the gentry, came out as gay. Was I …
How to conduct a Senate impeachment hearing
This is how it looked from this side of the Pond. ‘He did nothing wrong.’ ‘OK, yes he did. But …
How to attempt to shovel water uphill with no webbed hands
This made me laugh. If you have been anywhere in India, you’ll know that Indian drivers have a very intimate, …
How to get your priorities wrong YET AGAIN
I am very grateful to People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Their aims are laudable, but often misguided to …
How to become TFF’s arselicking lapdog
Apologies for absence. Technical problems. One of the ways to establish a totalitarian regime really fast is to stifle the …
