How to be ashamed
Sunday and very depressing shortie. I’m in Liverpool. The reasons I’m here need not concern you. I like the place, …
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How to go round Waking the Dead
I’m doing my best to keep up the good work despite the less than perfect circumstances. I stumbled across a …
How to be a bit old school
Not to mention a screaming paranoid. I live in mortal fear of loss of something I’ve written. Novels, short stories, …
How to survive a clusterfuck. Part 2
Given how things are at the moment, and indeed foreseeable future, social distancing is the name of the game. This …
How to survive a clusterfuck
Sunday shortie. The Bullyboy and his cohorts have banned the population of the UK from going to bars, restaurants, theatres, …
How to survive when a car spins out
Some more light relief from Armageddon. I’ve been in more spinouts than I should have. At least six (?seven) were …
How to offer some light(ish) relief
It’s all doom and gloom and Armageddon right now, not least because two of the leaders of the ‘free world,’ …
How to be pissed off by celebrity endorsements
These do get on my tits. Why the fuck should I pay any attention to Alan Titchmarsh and his ‘opinions’ …
How to talk complete and utter bullshit
I’m pretty skilled at this, as you know, but my meagre skills are always overwhelmed by some government wonk when …
How to know somebody has too much time on their hands
Sunday shortie. Hands? Perhaps ‘feet’ is more accurate. Is Kylie Jenner related to the odious Kardashians? She should be, with …
