Gardening for Beginners
I’ve had this as a post for yonks now, but it went up pretty early on in my blogging career, …
Category Archives: wild animals
How not to get killed by an alien
I have been less than assiduous about posting daily, as I have always undertaken to do. There are good reasons …
How to be reincarnated as a Portuguese man’o’war
I’ve written some odd stuff in my time. But reincarnation as a jellyfish? ***** Here are some more guidance notes …
How to stop a runaway subway train
A good one for the urban warriors, this. You really never know how handy it might be. It’s about a …
How not to be killed by a wild buffalo
A totally new post in this long running series of guidance notes for my urban warrior collective. One way to …
How not to get killed by a zombie
Aha! I can tell that’s piqued the interest of many an urban warrior. I distinctly heard the scuffle of Doc …
How not to be killed by a crocodile
I happened to be watching a programme about alligators over the weekend, and thought I’d dust this off. You never …
Mating call of the giant clam
I don’t know why, but this post from this day last year continues to keep appearing in my stats. ***** …
Back by popular demand! How not to get killed by a polar bear
Somebody was asking me about this the other day, saying they’d missed it. That’s a bit odd given that its …
How to follow the Alphabet Diet-F
This should be called ‘How to forget to schedule a post.’ Sorry I’m late on parade, sarn’t-major. Here we are, …
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