How to be a bore
There’s a cardinal rule here. If you’re having a conversation, talk about something your audience is interested in. If your …
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How not to have regrets
Regrets, did you say, Mr Sinatra? Oh, a few, I suppose It’s often said that we never regret what we …
Skateboarders
I was watching some of these urban protowarriors yesterday during a lull in hostilities over on Facebook. There were several …
How not to market a motor car
And also how to set your watch. First things first. I love the American muscle car. I’ve never owned one, …
How not to get killed by drowning
I’m pretty well qualified to tell my gang of urban warriors about this. I’ve had some close calls I can …
How not to get killed by a rhinoceros
Feeling a bit more like my old self, so here’s another instalment in my series of guides for the modern …
Fun and games. Of the Highland variety. And sorry about the odd formatting, but you know what WordPress is like…
I once had to go to Stirling for a business meeting. This rather attractive city is but a cockstride from …
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