How to be cynically contemplative
Short one. It’s Sunday, and you’re probably all gearing up for the bash tonight. I expect to be in bed …
Monthly Archives: December 2017
How to get things wrong
There’s a working rule in the history of cinema that when a film is successful, you have to bugger about …
How to hear a heartwarming tale. And one or two not so heartwarming
Please welcome Tiggy. Tiggy is a moggie from Bilston in the West Midlands. He’s a very clean cat. We know …
How to watch rubbish films over the holiday season
Not an awful lot going on in the world, so a resurrection article from when nobodywasreadingme ***** Cinema audiences are …
How I don’t get why it’s unfair sometimes
As you know, I shave my head. I’m a bit lax, now and then. I like to do it every …
How to make a New Year resolution
You may be pondering this thorny topic. I don’t usually bother, but there’s one I wish a lot of blokes …
How to have a merry Christmas
No point asking me. You’d be on a hiding to nothing. This is me at my most festive.
How to think they may not get away with that these days
Sunday shortie, and a seasonal theme. A bunch of us has been vying with each other to nominate the worst …
How to be not quite as uncool as you thought
In the past I’ve freely confessed to not being cool. Not cool like, for example, Michael Biehn. Making pipe bombs …
How to buy for the person who has everything. Part 2
Something seasonal again if you’re still stuck for festive gifts. Lots of websites, when you look for something specific, will …
