Nana Platt
She was my mum’s mum, and hence my nana, and I loved her to bits.
Physically she was the very epitome of a grandmother. Short, ample bosomed, round faced, twinkly eyed. And stout. She genuinely used to wear corsets with stays. These creaked as she sat down, and she laughed at herself about it. Hugging her was like hugging a gently yielding barrel.
She and her husband, Granpa Platt (Arthur) lived in a tiny two bedroom end terrace in Chadderton a short bus ride from my home in Oldham. Or a short drive if we went visiting with my dad. The house had a characteristic smell of apples, furniture polish, and coal smoke. There was a small front room, which was never used, and a small living room at the back with a coal fire summer and winter. The window looked out on Granpa Platt’s beloved and formal rose garden, then over a fence to open fields. There was a pond in the fields. We children collected frog spawn in the spring, which we hatched in goldfish bowls, where the little wrigglers promptly died of anoxia and went very smelly indeed
Nana Platt was born in 1900, the same year as the Queen Mother. Unlike Her Madge, Nana grew up on a farm in Herefordshire. She could remember coming home from market in a horse cart, with her dad swinging a lantern at the end of the lane so the carter knew where to head in the dark. This was a woman who later saw two world wars, men land on the moon, Concorde, everybody owning a car, gas becoming ubiquitous, electricity becoming the norm. She was a human time machine.
She was a bit of a firebrand in her own quiet way. She once paid a princely sum of money for a flight round Blackpool Tower in a biplane, complete with leather flying helmet and goggles. Young gels were considered a bit loose if they did things like that in those days. Flighty, if you’ll forgive the pun.
Life on a farm? Oh no, not for Nana. She became apprenticed to a photographer (also considered a bit flighty), and through this met Arthur. He was older than she was and pursued her with a fierce yet quiet passion. Arthur wasn’t one for big displays, as you’ll find later. He wasn’t undemonstrative at all, just quiet. It was clear they loved each other.
Three children. Youngest was June, of whom again I’ll write in more detail later. Maureen (Morrie), whom I may mention, but wasn’t an important figure. And mum, who was saddled with a three barrelled name. Phyllis (not too bad as names go) Grace (a corker of a name, don’t you think?) Vera. That’s harsh start in life.
As a family we went for tea at Nana’s once a week. In summer this was always a salad. And it was always pretty much the same. Your plate arrived on the table with two lettuce leaves, half a hard boiled egg, a tomato (quite exotic) cut in half, two slices of ox tongue (perhaps tinned ham if things were good, or Spam if things were tight), a couple of radishes, which I wasn’t keen on at all, a half a spring onion, and two slices of pickled beetroot. Bugger me I hated that, the way it turned everything pink and tasted of pickled beetroot
Mayonnaise? Vinaigrette? Forget it. Salad cream was the order of the day, and I would smother everything in it, especially the beetroot, which stained it a rather pretty cerise colour. I wasn’t allowed salt or pepper (ground white in a pepper pot, no quick grind of black to give things an edge). Those were for grownups.
The deal was that you ate everything, or you didn’t get afters. Nana had no truck with the terms sweet, or pudding. What you had after the main course was, by definition, afters. Tinned mandarin oranges with evaporated milk. I loved them. But best of all I loved my Nana’s Scotch pancakes. They were her tour de force. They may be called drop scones elsewhere in the world; I’m not sure about that, and frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. They were exquisite.
When we didn’t go for a formal tea, Nana often served up Betty Chadwicks. This is pronounced Chaddicks, by the way. These were a bit like currant teacakes crossed with a hot cross bun, but not really like either. They were Betty Chaddicks. Nobody but a tyro would think of halving these and toasting them. You sliced them into fingers, and buttered them well. Sublime.
In the winter, Nana would serve for afters her amazing duff. A plain suet pudding (still referred to as afters), heavily salted, over which you drizzled golden syrup. Food of the gods.
Arthur died in the early 60s, but my nana retained a fierce sense of independence. She continued to live on her own, well apart from June, for years and years and years. Eventually June got too much for her to deal with, and with huge and tearful reluctance, had June admitted to a residential care unit based in a village in Yorkshire. She was as happy as a sandboy.
She also retained the quiet firebrand attitude. As her 70th birthday approached, she realised she had never been abroad. Without telling anyone, she took herself down the travel agent and booked herself a week in Spain. According to her, the old flirt, and she was an incorrigible flirt, though never embarrassingly so, the Manuels and Juans in the hotel loved her to death.
I hope they never asked her out, because I can tell you she was not a cheap date.Well into her seventies she would come round to my mum’s house for dinner on a Tuesday night. If I was home from university, it was my huge, and hugely expensive, privilege to take Nana to the pub for an hour or so. Boy, that cost.
Firstly she could drink sweet Martini and lemonade as if it was tap water. She could really stick it away. Secondly she was an absolute bugger for fruit machines. I didn’t understand them, having lost interest once they took the handles off the side, but she seemed to have a good grasp of the significance of the flashing lights and various arcane features. Even so I had to keep pumping in money as if it was going out of fashion. And my student grant was a paltry £142 per ten-week term. Just as well for the holiday job, or Nana’s drinking and gambling of a Tuesday night would have left me a ruined man. At least she didn’t expect mne to buy her fags, though she gave up smoking when she hit 80. I couldn’t see the rationale for this decision, and still can’t, but try as you might, you’d never convince her to do something if she didn’t want to.
Trent Lewin said:
I like. This is interesting.
nobodysreadingme said:
Thanks. I still miss her.
BTW what time is it over there? Can’t be much later than about 6
Trent Lewin said:
It’s now just shy of seven. You asked where I’m from previously, I’m from Ontario, not far from Toronto. It is snowing today and the ground is snow-covered.
stuff I said said:
I had a Nana, that was my world. I really enjoyed this, thank you for sharing. 🙂
nobodysreadingme said:
Gosh, praise indeed. Thank you
Susan L Daniels said:
Wonderful story here about your Nana. Feel like I know her a little now, and really like the person you shared with us.
Lola said:
She sounds like quite an impressive woman with a lot of spunk! Thanks for sharing, I enjoyed reading about her!
nobodysreadingme said:
One of the coolest people I ever met. She was lovely.
Big bonus. Because of the age/generation difference, she never ever criticised me. she just rolled with it.
She died nearly twenty years ago. I still miss her
Lola said:
Very cool that she never criticised you. My grandma should take a page out of her book. She’s still calling me “that girl” with a look of disapproval.
I can imagine that you still miss your nana. I guess there’s no time limit at all for missing awesome people.
nobodysreadingme said:
No time limit. I hope you come to believe this
gmaj1939 said:
Yes, no time limit, however, the pain of missing someone becomes ‘set’ in your spirit. I think we remember just the best of the love they gave us, and the pain of loss becomes a gentle breeze when we need it.
I especially enjoyed your post because I’m trying to understand British dialect ever since I visited England. That experience was very much like visiting a non-English speaking country. By reading it I can understand more when I hear it spoken.
Thanks….; )
nobodysreadingme said:
Hello. You’re welcome to my world. Hold tight
nobodysreadingme said:
BTW that’s English as it’s spoken. I do not mean that as an insult.
Learn from the feet of the Master.
If you like I’m a Brit, self deprecating,
Your choice.
gmaj1939 said:
Oh Yes!!! You are so right. It is English, but, as I attempted to understand what folks in London were trying to say to me, it did not sound (to my ears) like my language. After returning home I forced myself to watch programs from England, and found that my ability to understand did improve. In fact, I have fallen in love with Piers Morgan….
; )
nobodysreadingme said:
you are in deep trouble. Please forgive me as i compose myself
nobodysreadingme said:
Piers Morgan does not sound like me. Good luck to him. he’s made a stack of cash sounding as he does. Big respect
He does not sound like me, use my colloquialisms, my phraes, my words
Good luck to the guy. Fair play.
It isn’t English as she is spoke.
WordsFallFromMyEyes said:
A week in Spain at 70?? AWESOME grandma!!!!!
nobodysreadingme said:
Indeed she was!