Instead of going to all the trouble of actually writing something, I’m going down the slacker route. Here is a link to an article that is just so death defyingly stupid it beggars belief.
By the way, if you happen to believe that weekly use of white sage is an essential part of your spiritual maintenance, don’t bother telling me. Tell Mary. Her email address is right there at the end. While you’re there, ask her about her bank balance, eh?